LLOYD DALLAS: The director of Nothing On.

DOTTY OTLEY: Playing the role of Mrs. Clackett in Nothing On.

GARRY LEJEUNE: Playing the role of Roger Tramplemain.

BROOKE ASHTON: Playing the role of Vicki.

FREDERICK FELLOWES: Playing the roles of Philip Brent and of a Sheikh.

BELINDA BLAIR: Playing the role of Flavia Brent.

SELSDON MOWBRAY: Playing the role of a Burglar.

TIM ALLGOOD: The company and stage manager.

POPPY NORTON-TAYLOR: The assistant stage manager.