Chris Bean: plays inspector Carter and fills in for the role of Mr. Fitzroy – also is the show’s set designer, costume designer, prop maker, box office manager, press person, voice coach, choreographer, and more. He is uptight and nervous.
Jonathan Harris: plays Charles Haversham and sees himself as a kind of James Bond.
Robert Grove: plays Thomas Colleymoore and is a bad actor and unaware of those around him.
Dennis Tyde: plays Perkins and is involved in theater because he wants friends.
Sandra Wilkinson: plays Florence Colleymoore and is extremely conceited.
Max Bennett: plays Cecil Haversham and Arther the Gardener and is inexperienced and naive.
Trevor Watson: the lighting and sound operator and is all business.
Annie Twilloil: the stage manager who grows a love for acting after initially being terrified of it.