Francis Henshall: An out-of-work skiffle musician, Francis now works as a servant for two employers simultaneously (Rachel and Stanley); he loves Dolly and food.
Rachel Crabbe: The first guvnor, Rachel is in her mid-twenties and is Stanley’s girlfriend, but is disguised as her twin brother Roscoe, who is engaged to Pauline.
Stanley Stubbers: – The second guvnor, Stanley is in his mid-twenties and is Rachel’s boyfriend; he is a privately educated upper class twit.
Harry Dangle: In his sixties, Harry is a crooked solicitor (partner in Dangle, Berry, and Bush Solicitors).
Alan Dangle: In his twenties, Alan is Harry’s son, loves Pauline, and is an amateur actor.
Charlie “The Duck” Clench: In his fifties, Charlie is a local mobster and has arranged the marriage of daughter Pauline to Roscoe Crabbe
Pauline Clench: In her twenties, Pauline is Charlie’s daughter; she loves Alan even though she is engaged to Roscoe.
Lloyd Boateng: In his fifties, Lloyd is Charlie’s friend and runs The Cricketers’ Arms pub.
Dolly: In her thirties, Dolly is Charlie’s bookkeeper.
Gareth: In his thirties, Gareth is head waiter at Lloyd’s pub.
Alfie: An eighty-seven year old waiter, Alfie is slow and doddering
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